I Got Fucked Stupid By The Crew of a Fishing Trawler Where I Was Working as a Cook

Posted on Mar 31 2010

My mother always said that I was never blessed with enough intelligence and her comments came back to haunt me after I got fucked stupid by the crew, when I was working as a cook in a fishing trawler.

Looking for work, fresh out of cookery school I was struggling, so thinking about it, I reasoned that I might find work on one of the many fishing trawlers which came and went from out harbor. Use my skill to get some experience so to speak, why I never though of a cruise liner, I don’t know.

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Thinking I would find work if I went to the harbor, I located a pub that didn’t look too dodgy and walked right in. A group of about eight sailors look as though they were from the same crew, so I approached them.

It was easy to see they were from the same boat and getting information out of them was easy too. They said the Captain might be looking and willingly gave me his name and the name of the trawler.

It didn’t take me long to convince the Captain that I was exactly what he was after, and after settling on pay and other important matters, I was told to report for duty at 5am, we were sailing out at 6, for 6 weeks at sea.

Good kid that I am I managed to get there on time and the first day went well, I was finding my sea legs after leaving the shelter of the harbor and they seemed happy enough with the meals I prepared. Everything was going well, or so I thought!

The plan was to apparently initiate me, but how, I was to find out to my dismay, was by them all gang banging me and not leaving me till I had been fucked stupid. OMG, what a stupid idiot I was, my mother was right!

They grabbed me and I started to struggle and scream, but one of them just closed the door of my galley. They stripped me, as I stood and turned me around to start fucking me from the back.

Then one bright spark decided to fuck me in the mouth while sailor number two did me from the back. Not a good idea, by now I was getting pissed off and scared, so when he put his cock in my mouth, I clamped down as hard as I could.

This time the screams were heard by other crew members and they weren’t mine! I refused to let go in fear of retaliation, and only at the Captain reassurance would I let go. He was pretty badly mangled, and the medic had to stitch him up. The rest of them I got back by making sure they suffered from regular bouts of diarrhea during our v! oyage, and I think they learned, never to fuck with the cook!

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My Bulge Shocked The Bosses Secretary

Posted on Mar 29 2010

When I joined the new accounting firm, this was my dream job, marketing with a view to new business development. It would get me off the adding machine and out into the field. The bosses secretary was a bold bitch and was giving my bulge the eye the few times I had the pleasure of meeting her, she called me, telling me the boss wanted me at a business lunch.

I could see from that moment she was trouble, and I wouldn’t have been a bit surprised to find out she was fucking the boss. While it was flattering that my cock was receiving attention from this bold, blond beauty, it made no sense to get involved with her.

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The lunch guests had not arrived when I arrived, and my boss was there with his secretary. I though to myself, this looks like trouble! She was giving me that same look as before and I knew I would have to say no.

Calmly we greeted each other and I took a seat opposite them, she calmly smiled and stuck her foot into my crotch under the table. Gently kneading and massaging my balls. It didn’t take long for Sgt. Pepper to stand to attention and I kept fidgeting to try and stay out of her reach.

Trying not to fidget, I was getting some strange looks from my boss, and just as I was about to move seats, the guest arrived. I was stuck, there was no way I could move now!

Fortunately this was a good restaurant and the waiter had placed a linen napkin across my lap when I arrive, because I had to hang onto this to stand up and shake hands with our guests.

Seeing me juggling the napkin and trying vainly to disguise my problem, and shake hands at the same time, made for a strange scenario and she was smiling widely, you could see she was laughing at my tension and discomfort.

Although the business was good and the lunch went off relatively well, I was extremely uncomfortable with the thought of her foot reaching up into my lap, which she continued to do, every time I thought she had decided to let me off the hook. Ultimately I just got really angry, while she thought she was cute.

I made up my mind then and there that this woman would never get near my bulge again. We went a way on a company team building weekend and she made it plain she wanted me. So I played with her too and when she was really wound up and asked me back to her room, I looked her in the eye, and said. "I wouldn’t fuck you - not even with someone else’s cock", and smiled too, her response was very satisfactory, and I didn’t mix business with pleasure.

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Selling Sex Online Becomes Simple With An Adult Affiliate Program

Posted on Mar 25 2010

Starting an adult affiliate business is one of the easiest online businesses to start. As long as you have no moral high ground about selling sex, then you couldn’t find a better or more wide-open market, and people are spending tons of money!

What an affiliate essentially is, is a person who markets and sells another person’s proven product, by means of their own website. This earns them in most cases a healthy percentage of the proceeds of the sale in the form of commissions.

The adult affiliate business is mainstream, it is well respected because it is such a huge market place, turning over mega dollars. New business owners are not required to develop or test their own product, and it is a proven business model.

Affiliate efforts are concentrated on marketing with the goal being to divert targeted traffic to their websites and converting this traffic into sales, in other words, closing the deal!

New affiliate members are given all the support they require to get going in their chosen affiliate field, because the sooner they make money, the sooner the core site makes m! oney. All the tools, marketing systems, incentives and compensation plans are in place so that the affiliate may start right away with absolutely no delay.

The sites which offer affiliate programs in the adult industry are many and varied. They can be porn sites, dating sites, webcamming sites, sex toy sales or a combination of all of these products and more. Sex is big news online, and it is particularly big news when real people get to beet real people such as live sex chat and webcammers.

If the affiliate guarantees it can get their members earning money, then they are generally right, and this is particularly true of live content. It has been proven that live content converts to sales at much higher and faster rates.

Getting started in an online business sees adult affiliates doing very well it is fast and simple to get going with the kind of support these programs offer. The business becomes profitable quickly and sex has been huge on the internet since its earliest days. This means that business models are well established as well as proven to work.

Business models are proven and everyone wants sex, no matter that they have to buy it online. It is much cheaper and more convenient to logon and watch a live sex show than it is to go out into the cold.

The word "sex" remains one of the most widely used search terms online and Amapedia from Amazon has results which state that billion a years goes to online business owners who are prepared to sell sex. How can this market be ignored?

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Sallys Special Discount For Your Eyes Only

Posted on Mar 19 2010

Well Sally day had finally arrived. Today was the day when she would finally be able to purchase her dream motorcar. After years of saving and catching public transport and relying on other people for lifts she would now have her own set of wheels. She had spotted the perfect car last weekend and knew that she had to have it. There were other vehicles to her satisfaction and even though this one was slightly out of her price range she decided that she would do anything to get that car today.

Sally had visited many car yards and was still unable to find the "perfect" car. That was until she arrived at this one and there in front of her was just what she had been searching for. It was small, compact and exactly what she was looking for, and to top it all off it was bright pink!

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As the salesmen was getting full view of her breasts Sally knew she would do anything to buy this car as she absolutely loved it. Asking what the best price she could get the salesman named his price but it was still out of her pricerange. After bantering back and forth Sally asked if there was anything else she could do to lower the price.

Eagerly the salesman jumped into the passenger seat and the headed out of the lot. Whilst checking the car out Sally could tell the salesman was checking out her perky nipples protruding though her top and looking down fantasizing about what he had just seen under her micro mini skirt.

Pulling over to a secluded section of the side of the road Sally pretended to give the car a thorough check under the bonnet ensuring the salesman got a full view of her cleavage. Bending right over with no idea what she was assessing under the bonnet she could feel the salesman eyes burning holes into her perky ass as her skirt came up with the motion.

The salesman started to mumble something about being married but Sally had already leaned over and was rubbing at his already hard cock through his trousers. The salesman gave a little moan as Sally’s hands started to undo his trousers button and then slowly drew down his zip, making sure that her other fingers trailed down his stiff cock. Pulling his hot hard cock free of his pants, Sally ran her thumb over the pre-cum dribbling from its tip. Slowly she raised her thumb to her mouth and sucked his juices! off. Running her tongue around her lips she told him again just how much she wanted this car.

Sally slid up and straddled the salesmen pushing her breasts into his face. As she lowered her wet pussy onto his hard cock the salesman could contain himself no longer and grabbing her slender hips hard locked her into position. Sally gyrated and pumped and down with his rhythm reaching behind her and stroking his balls at the same time.

As sally composed herself and the salesman hurriedly dressed they made their way back to the car yard. Drawing up the paperwork and giving the sally the discount she was happy with Sally drove out in her brand new car quite pleased with herself and her new purchase. Back at the caryard the salesman didn’t mind missing out on his own commission in order for the discount as he had just had the best fuck of his life

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Sex And How To Make It So Everybody Cums

Posted on Mar 16 2010

Addressing this question makes me think back to the old days the day before the internet, yes there was life before the net. This was the time I walked into a dumpy old sex shop you know how they were before they become more mainstream and become more popular.

This was years ago now they have changed and you also have online options to get your bedroom tool kit operating. But I digress before I visited the store my love life was a little HO HUM and I was always thinking if there was more.

When I visited this shop I discovered the Vibe an amazing little thing that has not left my hands since. The first one that I tried was the Pear Vibe an original Japanese invention that quiet frankly blew my mind. It had vibration that had never been experienced before it was the latest design available for sex toys back then.

Are Vibrators The Answer

Well the answer to this question is a definite Yes, they may be optional but by god they help they add an extra dimension to love making that can only be experienced by grabbing one of the latest release.

Compared to some of the latest gadgets that Adult shops sell now the pearl vibe really doesn’t rate, for instance the I Vibe is a practical Rolls Royse compared to that vintage of vibe. The I vibe has so many different options that a description with mere words will not do it justice.

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Your Probably thinking good question, how do you know the best, you can buy every one available, which is nowadays an impossible task you need another strategy . The one that we recommend and works for nearly all products is to follow the awards and the We Vibe Triumphs as the vibe of 2009-2010.

The thing that makes the We Vibe stand out is the way that it stimulates, attacking the clitoris and g-spot at the same time with amazing vigour. The beauty of this product is it perfect for couples and it must be said there is nothing better than trying something new with your lover.

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The First Time I went To an Adult Party Plan, Party and Bought A Vibrator

Posted on Mar 16 2010

The first time I bought a vibrator at an Adult Party Plan party, was many years ago. I actually can’t remember how long, but a good couple of years. I can remember being quite surprised when I was invited, because this kind of thing was quite unusual and I had no idea that people sold these kinds of goods by party plan.

Who knew that sex toy were sold by party plan? But it was all very discrete, tasteful and quite legal. I realized then what a fantastic idea this was, not every girl just takes a deep breath and walks into a sex shop, although this has never been a problem for me, but like all sex toys are not created equal, neither are all people.

Adult party plan is a mainstream industry, enjoys as much popularity as Tupperware and is actually providing a much needed outlet to shy people.

It is not easy for most people to just walk into a sex shop and ask advice, the staff in the past were never really trained to be that helpful (things have changed). But sex shops often look seedy and are often situated in the seedier parts of town.

Adult party plan has a totally different approach, ladies sell to ladies or couples and this make things a little easier, as well as more fun. The buying situation is far more comfortable and there is no pressure on to buy.

Sexy toys and goodies are presented in a sensible fashion and with genuine concern, it is not only about having a laugh, but this certainly stops any nervousness or tension. Feeling comfortable and entertained takes the seedy aspect out of buying adult goods.

Porn in a sex shop is always right in your face, and although you may be comfortable about sex toys, you may not necessarily be comfortable about walking past rows of magazines portraying Bertha’s big tits

Because someone is too shy or easily shocked to walk into a sex shop, does not mean they are disinterested in sex and making their love lives a bit more exciting. They also want the same pleasures as everyone and would love to get their hands on potions, lotions, vibrators, bullets and chocolate body paint. Adult party plan, fulfills this need.

When I went to my first adult party plan party, virtually every woman present book the sales lady for an event at their homes, and many had to book months in advance. There is a very good market for these products, and they literally sell themselves.

Either through adult party plan, sex shops or online, adult wholesale is a huge industry. It reaches into the billions in turnover in the US alone, making it a highly respectable mainstream industry. Getting a small slice of this turnover is making many people with adult party plan businesses, a great deal of money either in their spare time, or full-time.

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How My Bigger Penis Made Me a Better Man

Posted on Mar 11 2010

I was one of those guys who have an eternal phobia of stripping in public. I avoided swimming pools, I did not share gym showers with the other guys and it was a cause of alarm for me when the med exams were conducted in school or later in college. Well, my fears weren’t justified. At 5.5 inches, I had a penis so small that it would bring more ridicule and mockery than anything else.

I thought I was the lowliest person on earth. I had read so much about a man’s worth being equal to his size that it was completely ingrained in me now. I thought I was an incomplete man, if at all, and that was when something great happened. I fell in love with an angel.

The chemistry was intense and she reciprocated too. But, when it came to take things to another level, I was terribly worried.

Change Happens

I didn’t want to lose the girl and there was only one thing I could do to prevent that from happening. It was to get my penis enlarged and fast. I had read about a lot of penis enlargement products earlier. I wanted to try it out now.

I did a bit of research and then I stumbled upon some penis enlargement pills that had some great reviews. I knew these were the pills for me. I immediately started out with them. They came by a discreet parcel so that no one would know what I ordered. So far so good

I used the product right away. These were penis enlargement pills, which meant I could be as secretive about them as I wanted to. Even as I was dating this lovely damsel, I was on the pills and she never once came to know about it.

The Big Day

It was three weeks into our affair that we had sex. But I wasn’t worried anymore at all. I was actually looking forward to it and I thoroughly enjoyed the experience. What’s more is that I could make her enjoy it at all.

My life became much improved after these penis enlargement pills. I have grown to over 7 inches and I am sure there is more to go. I am not the shy, docile boy any more… I know that if you want change to happen, you should really pursue it.

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My Ex Wife Hates Me But Still Told Her Friends About My Cock

Posted on Mar 08 2010

Older woman syndrome has always been a problem with me, now that I am older I have not problem pulling them, but when I was younger it was harder to get my fantasies right. There was one in particular, an artist and it her I have to thank for making sure her friends knew all about my huge penis.

When Veronique and I met, I was rather naïve, I though it would be cool to have an artist girlfriend who was older than me, but she kept me at arms length, only allowing me to be one of the many sycophants in her entourage.

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One day after one of her strange art exhibitions, we all went to her apartment, the entire entourage. We stopped for jugs of wine and I bought Durban Poison from my local dope dealer.

Eventually we were all half drunk and half stoned and people began to wander off, leaving me alone with Veronique. This time she was open to my sexual advances. She was forbidden fruit too, because this was in South Africa during the apartheid era; I was white, she was colored.

We got into the bath together and started fucking underwater, but when we were halfway through, she decided to stop and take some photos. Admiring my big hard cock I didn’t mind, but taking photos of it, I didn’t know.

Eventually I relented and actually quite enjoyed her snapping away at me posing in the bath, cock exposed for all the world to see. It really turned me on and when she put her down camera I fucked her so hard and fast that I came in seconds.

Next day came, and the next and Veronique did not want to see me again, I couldn’t get through to her that I wanted to see her again. She just hid behind her wolf pack and refused to see me. Feeling shunned and lost, I moped around for a few weeks, getting stoned and not doing much else. Then deciding to stop moping I went back to one of my favorite bars. The fact that it was the bar where I met Veronique was beside the point by then.

Sauntering up to the bar, I placed my order with Shirley, the resident barmaid. She winked at me when she gave me my drink and said, “it’s on the house, I’m buying, because you have got such a nice cock”. “What” I replied, “look” she said pointing to the wall on my left. There I was, as large as life and as naked as the day I was born, only with a massive hard on.

That little bitch has sold me down the line and apparently the bar paid good money for a photo which had been hanging there for three weeks while I was in hiding. When I got over the initial shock and betrayal, I realized I had her to thank for all the attention I was getting from the local girls.

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