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I Got Fucked Stupid By The Crew of a Fishing Trawler Where I Was Working as a Cook

I have always been a bit stupid, my mother would regularly tell me, "don’t be stupid". But I never thought about this so much as when I was working on a fishing trawler and got fucked stupid by the crew!

What a story, there I was, fresh out of cookery school and struggling to get a job. I thought why not use my cooking skills to see the world? Being a bit buch I thought it would be fun to work in the merchant marine, a private yacht or if desperate, a fishing trawler.

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Thinking I would find work if I went to the harbor, I located a pub that didn’t look too dodgy and walked right in. A group of about eight sailors look as though they were from the same crew, so I approached them.

It was easy to see they were from the same boat and getting information out of them was easy too. They said the Captain might be looking and willingly gave me his name and the name of the trawler.

Eventually I got to see the Captain and he was happy enough to hire me, we were shipping out at 6am sharp and he told me to be on board, they would be out at sea for 6 weeks.

Good kid that I am I managed to get there on time and the first day went well, I was finding my sea legs after leaving the shelter of the harbor and they seemed happy enough with the meals I prepared. Everything was going well, or so I thought!

As I tidied away after dinner, a few of the crew came into the galley, laugh and joking with me and talking about "initiation". What was this I asked and was told they were going to fuck me stupid. "What if I was a man?" They said it would make no difference. Oh…oh!

Making a grab for me they got me pinned down and screaming at them to let go, just made one of them shut the galley door. They just pinned me down and one after the other, they took out their smelly cocks and fucked me. Till one bright spark had the bright idea that he wanted to stick his cock in my mouth.

One idiot decided he wanted to stick his cock in my mouth while another was fucking me from the back, I thought "now whose the idiot?" Thank goodness I could still think, because as he stuck his meat injection in my mouth I bit down as hard as I could.

His screams broke up the party as if they had all been electrocuted and this time they were heard. The first mate came down and guessing what had happened, had to talk me out of releasing my jaw which were locked tight. He got a bad infection, and the others soon learned their lesson too, the strange incidences of only them coming down with chronic diarrhea gave them food for thought.

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My Bulge Shocked The Bosses Secretary

When I joined the new accounting firm, this was my dream job, marketing with a view to new business development. It would get me off the adding machine and out into the field. The bosses secretary was a bold bitch and was giving my bulge the eye the few times I had the pleasure of meeting her, she called me, telling me the boss wanted me at a business lunch.

I could see from that moment she was trouble, and I wouldn’t have been a bit surprised to find out she was fucking the boss. While it was flattering that my cock was receiving attention from this bold, blond beauty, it made no sense to get involved with her.

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The lunch guests had not arrived when I arrived, and my boss was there with his secretary. I though to myself, this looks like trouble! She was giving me that same look as before and I knew I would have to say no.

I sat myself down opposite her and she flashed a greeting smile across the table. The boss immediately delved into what he wanted with these new clients. But I was already distracted as she had her leg stretched out under the table and her foot in my crotch.

Just when I realized I was going to have to push my chair back, right out of her reach, our prospective clients started arriving. The boss was already giving me strange looks for fidgeting.

Thank heavens this was one of those restaurants where waiter lays the napkin across your lap on arrival. Because I had to hold onto this as camouflage when I stood up to greet our guests!

Trying to camouflage my hard-on with the napkin and remain calm to greet our guests was no easy feat. She obviously thought it was very funny, because I could see her grinning like a Cheshire cat and there was no other reason for this.

Although the business was good and the lunch went off relatively well, I was extremely uncomfortable with the thought of her foot reaching up into my lap, which she continued to do, every time I thought she had decided to let me off the hook. Ultimately I just got really angry, while she thought she was cute.

I got her back at the next conference when she though she had be cornered on the dance floor and wanted me to share her bed that night. I made sure she was hot and heavy and thought she was going to finally get her hands on it, then I leaned over and whispered in her ear" I wouldn’t fuck you, if you were the last woman left on earth; not even with someone else’s cock!" it was a very satisfying moment for me. I never mix business with pleasure!

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The adult affiliate is a mainstream industry, they command such huge amounts of money that they cannot be ignored. The affiliate also doesn’t need to test or develop their own products, so they save time, money and frustration.

The goal of an adult affiliate is to get targeted traffic to their site with the aim of converting this to sales. You have to close the deal in order to make money, so most of their efforts go on marketing.

New affiliate members are given all the support they require to get going in their chosen affiliate field, because the sooner they make money, the sooner the core site makes m! oney. All the tools, marketing systems, incentives and compensation plans are in place so that the affiliate may start right away with absolutely no delay.

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Sallys Special Discount For Your Eyes Only

Sally had worked hard and scrimped and saved to be able to buy herself her first car. Now the long awaited day had arrived, it was time to make her greatest purchase.

Getting dressed in a white clingy Singlet top with a short denim skirt she applied her lip-gloss and mascara and assessed herself in the mirror pleased with what she saw. She looked hot and she knew it. Sally purposely had no underwear on and her nipples showed through her top and she felt as sexy as ever. Strolling into the car yard Sally walked with a purpose and attracted the attention of every salesman in the place. As they rushed over to offer assistance she chose the younger more inexperienced salesman who was dribbling just looking at her.

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Unfortunately the car was a couple of grand more than she had saved. She wanted this car badly and searched around for a salesman. She finally gained the attention of an older gent and he hurried over to her.

Eagerly the salesman jumped into the passenger seat and the headed out of the lot. Whilst checking the car out Sally could tell the salesman was checking out her perky nipples protruding though her top and looking down fantasizing about what he had just seen under her micro mini skirt.

Leaning over and un! zipping his pants she stroked his rock hard shaft and circled her tongue on his tip. Teasing and tickling she blew lightly on his cock and covered it in light kisses.

The salesman couldn’t believe his luck when he watch sallies hand slide up between her thighs and started finger fucking her and playing with her clit. Growing intensely hard he looked around nervously to ensure no one was in sight. As she started moaning she reached around with her other hand stroked his shaft. Turning around and glancing up at him she asked “are you sure there are no discounts “ the salesmen said he surely could figure something out.

Sally slid up and straddled the salesmen pushing her breasts into his face. As she lowered her wet pussy onto his hard cock the salesman could contain himself no longer and grabbing her slender hips hard locked her into position. Sally gyrated and pumped and down with his rhythm reaching behind her and stroking his balls at the same time.

As sally composed herself and the salesman hurriedly dressed they made their way back to the car yard. Drawing up the paperwork and giving the sally the discount she was happy with Sally drove out in her brand new car quite pleased with herself and her new purchase. Back at the caryard the salesman didn’t mind missing out on his own commission in order for the discount as he had just had the best fuck of his life

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Sex And How To Make It So Everybody Cums

As I write this today I think back to before I discovered the secret to spicing up your love life which happened the first time I walked into an Adult Store. In the past these store were always a bit seedy and the truth is the one I walked into was not much better.

My visit to the Adult Store was years ago before things changed for the better, they are cleaner and online, yay for the net. The reason I went into the shop was to add something extra to my loving, to add a spark.

This shop had a small range of sex toys that compared to what is about now was in hindsight disappointing but at the time was like setting a diabetic loose in a lolly shop. The vibrator I got that day was the pearl vibe the latest and greatest, something that all my friends talking about.

Are Vibrators The Answer

This question is now completely defunct after my years of experience with vibrators, it can only be answered with a massive YES. Once you have grabbed the latest toy and got used to using it when the batteries run out, there is no answer but to go to the servo and grab some more, otherwise your just wasting your time (well not enjoying it as much).

Now days the Pearl Vibe has nothing on some of the latest releases many of which are really amazing in their shakes and turns, mind boggling if you will. For instance the I Vibe rabbit is an amazing piece of machinery that without the high tech electronics of the 21st century would not be possible.

What Are People Buying Now

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The thing that makes the We Vibe stand out is the way that it stimulates, attacking the clitoris and g-spot at the same time with amazing vigour. The beauty of this product is it perfect for couples and it must be said there is nothing better than trying something new with your lover.

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The First Time I went To an Adult Party Plan, Party and Bought A Vibrator

The first time I bought a vibrator at an Adult Party Plan party, was many years ago. I actually can’t remember how long, but a good couple of years. I can remember being quite surprised when I was invited, because this kind of thing was quite unusual and I had no idea that people sold these kinds of goods by party plan.

Who knew that sex toy were sold by party plan? But it was all very discrete, tasteful and quite legal. I realized then what a fantastic idea this was, not every girl just takes a deep breath and walks into a sex shop, although this has never been a problem for me, but like all sex toys are not created equal, neither are all people.

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Sexy toys and goodies are presented in a sensible fashion and with genuine concern, it is not only about having a laugh, but this certainly stops any nervousness or tension. Feeling comfortable and entertained takes the seedy aspect out of buying adult goods.

Also bear in mind that the ever present porn aspect of a sex shop can also be intimidating to many people, staff are slack and you will find many just as they slouch back in their chairs reading porn magazines.

Because someone is too shy or easily shocked to walk into a sex shop, does not mean they are disinterested in sex and making their love lives a bit more exciting. They also want the same pleasures as everyone and would love to get their hands on potions, lotions, vibrators, bullets and chocolate body paint. Adult party plan, fulfills this need.

My first experience of buying at an adult party plan saw virtually every girl present booking another party with the sales ladies and she was booked in advance up to months away. This made it very plain that this service is hugely in demand, and these goods sell them selves.

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How My Bigger Penis Made Me a Better Man

Until recently, I was this very unconfident, scared little wretch who had a great fear of shedding his clothes in public. Places like gym showers and swimming pools were places that I dreaded, and when they would announce a medical examination anywhere, I would almost hyperventilate. It was just me probably, but with just a 5 and a half inch penis, I was probably justified in having all these fears.

So, there I was, looking down all the time because of the huge inferiority complex I harbored. I knew that a man is not a man if he doesn’t have a big enough penis. Still, life went on normally. Well, almost normally, because one summer I met this lovely girl who I immediately fell in love with.

I loved every moment with her. But every time I met her, I would dread as to whether she would want to take things ahead.

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I snooped around a bit and then I found great reviews about these penis enlargement pills on several site. These pills seemed to be the right solution and they weren’t expensive either. I immediately placed an order. They came in a very innocent envelope. I liked that.

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After a few weeks of going out together, things suddenly began to happen one day. She made the first move. Typically I should have been scared but I wasn’t. I was now confident of what I was packing inside. I showed my stuff to her. I was beside myself with joy when she loved what she saw

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My Ex Wife Hates Me But Still Told Her Friends About My Cock

I still like women who are older than me, even though I am now older and when I was you, I had a problem with this, they weren’t really interested in me. But one I got to know in the biblical sense really ended up hurting me, she was an artist, her name was Veronique. But one thing I do have to thank her for is letting everyone know what a huge penis I have.

When Veronique and I met, I was rather naïve, I though it would be cool to have an artist girlfriend who was older than me, but she kept me at arms length, only allowing me to be one of the many sycophants in her entourage.

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After one of her locally held art shows, we all went back to her apartment, she had a whole cortege of followers, including me. We bought some jugs of wine and I had a local dope merchant get me some good Durban Poison.

Eventually we were all half drunk and half stoned and people began to wander off, leaving me alone with Veronique. This time she was open to my sexual advances. She was forbidden fruit too, because this was in South Africa during the apartheid era; I was white, she was colored.

We lit candles, poured in the bubble bath and began fucking in the bath, but on what seemed like a whim she decided she wanted to take photos of my huge hard on. I wasn’t keen, but she promised they would be kept private and be artistic so I relented.

Eventually I relented and actually quite enjoyed her snapping away at me posing in the bath, cock exposed for all the world to see. It really turned me on and when she put her down camera I fucked her so hard and fast that I came in seconds.

The next day she refused to see and this continued for weeks while I moped around. She hid behind her cortege of sycophants, and I felt hurt, shunned and confused, I consoled myself with misery and drugs. But eventually I snapped out of it and decided to get out and about again, returning to my favorite bar. The fact that I had met my Veronique there may have been the reason why, it was her favorite place too.

I walked in and walked up to the bar, Shirley, the barmaid grinned at me, and said “I had no idea that you had such a big cock?”, “what the fuck are you talking about?” I responded. She tilted her head to the side and moved her eyes left to indicate I should look that way. I did, and there I was, a blown up, framed photo on the wall of the bar, as large as life in the bathtub.

“That bloody bitch”, she sold a blown up pic of our private photo session to the bar owner and it had been hanging there for three weeks, while I was being miserable. No wonder she didn’t want to see me again. After the initial shock, it all worked out really well, I had a bevy of girls to date who only wanted to fuck, and hardly ever had to buy my own drinks again in that bar. I suppose I should thank her

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