Invasion of the Penisheadrians
Posted on Aug 29 2008
Fear not human’s hope still remains, but even as you read this the horror that is the penis headed aliens grows, they are slowly appearing every ware our workplaces, pubs, buck’s nights and 21st’s. They appear just like you and me until the sound of merriment echoes through the streets. At witch they come out to take their place as the life of the party, these creatures are the Peninheadians.
It is a sad Fact that where you find one Penisheadian you will soon find more as others who envy the fun and attention that these creatures garner males of the human species desire to become a Penisheadian themselves.
To accomplish this prospective Penisheadian’s will scour the world for there own Penisheadian mask but unless they visit there local adult store then they will be doomed to fail, and wonder the world forlornly longing to join there friends. For it is within the adult store that the required headgear can be found and acquired.
What to do if you see a Penisheadian:
Do not apply fermented beverages to a Penisheadian as there small mouth opening means that without a cylindrical drinking aid their small lips prevent them from consuming the desired volumes of said beverages, without spilling it and causing even more humour to there cronies and new found friends
Where ever groups of Penisheadian’s gather disorientation can occur, due to the lack of distinguishing facial features means that they have trouble recognising themselves from one another. To prevent this name badges are advised as this reduces embarrassing incidents of misrecognition
What ever you do, do not I repeat do not stand between a Penisheadian and a camera as the presence of this device near a Penisheadian sparks a uncontrollable urge to pose for photos to remember the night for years to come.
If you or some one you know has a loved one who has sarcome to the urge to join the Penisheadian’s don’t fear the joy and happiness that they experience and bring to all, and the good memories that they will bring can only spread the invasion across the world.
